Future Predictions: 2009

Vikings and Doctor Doom will rule in 2009
  • Mullets will become accepted as high fashion.
  • Vikings will capture the imagination of the public, pushing aside both pirates and ninjas.
  • Cowboy boots will become the latest hip hop fashion statement.
  • Synthesizer "trumpet" solos will start cropping up in the middle of RnB songs.
  • Triangles will become the newest trend in automobile design (wide in the back, narrow in the front).
  • Brazilian food will rise to the top of trendy cuisine lists.
  • Bells hanging from zippers and tassels will become socially acceptable, if not popular.
  • Supervillains will become a hot fiction commodity as people grow tired of do-gooders.

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