It's Still Funny Even When Your Read It

Who knew this SNL resource existed? Now you can always get the line right when you go to quote it.

I tried to quote this one for years. Damn was I off. All I'm saying is that I would pay to see an improvised Bible miniseries like this. God, if you can hear me, could you have someone actually make this? Barry power, baby.

And this will always be classic. Who ever thought the census was funny? Not to mention the guy has a permit to run a nail salon.